THE LIST OF ALL THE COMICS

  1. MONSTER PORTRAITS: MY DAD NEVER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SHAVE.
  2. MONSTER PORTRAITS: OH, I DELETED MY FACEBOOK
  3. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'M A PROFESSIONAL. I DON'T THINK SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT.
  4. MONSTER PORTRAITS: THE RIGHT UNDERWEAR CAN SET YOU FREE
  5. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'VE HAD MANY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN MY CAREER
  6. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'M TRYING TO INVENT THE PERFECT TOOTHBRUSH
  7. MONSTER PORTRAITS: THEY TOLD ME THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH MY PANCREAS
  8. MONSTER PORTRAITS: LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM
  9. MONSTER PORTAITS: MY FRIENDS SAY I HAVE AN ECLECTIC TASTE IN MUSIC
  10. MONSTER PORTRAITS: COKE VS. PEPSI? R.C. COLA ALL THE WAY!
  11. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'M LIKE, 'I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, RANDY.'
  12. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I ALWAYS TELL MY KIDS, WHAT'S REALLY 'COOL' IS EATING ALL YOUR VITAMINS
  13. MONSTER PORTRAITS: YEAH, I'M PRETTY INTO HATS.
  14. MONSTER PORTRAITS: IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE PENNY, I SAY.
  15. MONSTER PORTRAITS: MY LAWYER RECOMMENDS THAT I NOT COMMENT ON THAT, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS AMAZING.
  16. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I BELIEVE IT WAS ARISTOTLE WHO SAID, 'YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE'
  17. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'M A FUN-LOVING, LAID-BACK GUY. I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER IN CRIME.
  18. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I ATE CHINESE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK. I LOVE THAT STUFF!
  19. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I'M TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF AS A PERSON. BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS, Y'KNOW?
  20. MONSTER PORTRAITS: IT'S A GOOD JOB AND THE BENEFITS ARE AMAZING
  21. MONSTER PORTRAITS: I JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS
  22. MONSTER PORTRAITS: THERE ARE THREE KEYS TO A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP
  23. MONSTER PORTRAITS: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB
  24. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LEFT'
  25. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF, WHY?'
  26. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'I AM CONTENT WITH MY LIFE.'
  27. A REALLY BAD ADVERTISING IDEA
  28. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL'
  29. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'PLEASE, I HAVE MY DIGNITY'
  30. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'I HAVE NEEDS, YOU KNOW.'
  31. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR SHORTCOMINGS'
  32. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'YO CAN I BORROW A QUARTER'
  33. MONSTER PORTRAITS: 'BUT... I LOVE YOU'
  34. THIS ONE IS LIKE A ROMANCE OR SOMETHING
  35. HORSE NAMES: PARROT HEAD
  36. A DIFFERENCE OF BROPINION
  37. WHAT INDEED COULD ABE BE DREAMING OF?
  38. THIS DOG IS ENTHUSIASTIC
  39. HORSE NAMES: CHOKEY CHEESE
  40. GO AHEAD, ASK ME
  41. ISAAC NEWTON HAS A JACUZZI
  42. IN WHICH PEOPLE SEND PHOTOS TO ONE ANOTHER VIA THE INTERNET
  43. MEWSEVELT IS MISSING
  44. SKELETON SHAKESPEARE IS MORE THE POET THAN EVER
  45. THIS ONE IS ABOUT BONERS EVERYBODY
  46. A PARROT ATE SOME "SPECIAL" CRACKERS. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
  47. HORSE NAMES: HOBGOBLIN'S HAT
  48. WORDS OF ULTIMATE WISDOM
  49. A BRIEF PASSAGE FROM TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN ILLUSTRATED
  50. NO LET'S TALK ABOUT VAMPIRE BOOGERS
  51. LET'S TALK ABOUT ZOMBIE BOOGERS
  52. MANY HAPPY VALENTIMES 2014
  53. HORSE NAMES: LANDMARK OF MY YOUTH
  54. HORSE NAMES: FIRE WALDO
  55. IN WHICH GEORGE WASHINGTON AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN ARE COMPARED TO PEAS IN A POD
  56. I BELIEVE THAT IS THEIR STATE MOTTO
  57. USING PUBLIC TOILETS IS MAJORLY GROSS AMIRITE
  58. THE ONE WHERE CHARLES AND AMELIA TALK ABOUT WHAT TO WATCH
  59. IT'S THE INCREDIBLE SPECTACULAR ASTONISHING BIRD MAN
  60. RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: THANK YOU
  61. THIS ONE'S ABOUT HOW IN THE FUTURE MEXICO ENSLAVES THE WORLD
  62. NO REALLY DON'T THINK OF IT I MEAN IT
  63. THE ONE WHERE CHARLES DARWIN DOES AN EXPERIMENT ON MONKEYS
  64. THE ONE WHERE WE FIND OUT WHAT THE MONKEY SAID TO THE APE
  65. HEY DO YOU REMEMBER MEWSEVELT HE'S IN THIS ONE
  66. ABE IS REALLY DEFENSIVE ABOUT TAKING OFF HIS SUNGLASSES IN THIS ONE
  67. THIS ONE IS PROBABLY OFFENSIVE TO AUSTRALIANS
  68. IN THIS ONE ABE TALKS LIKE A COOL PERSON
  69. THE ONE WHERE PERSONAL SPACE IS AN ISSUE
  70. THE ONE WHERE ABE HAS COOL SHADES